-A woman thought it was a brilliant idea to tatoo Edward Cullen's face on to her vagina. Well done, I will now proceed to eat my ovaries.
Yeah, New Moon- it's out, and a fair majority of the folks down under have yet again risen to the occasion to prove how stupid people get. There are girls here that have actually dumped their boyfriends because of some weird sadistic assumption that Edward Cullen is the ideal. LOLWUT.
You can get twilight bandaids, twilight jewellery, coffes, teas, lollies...
Oh.
Oh.
And this one is classic- I dedicate this to my child bride

and sharer of the sparklemotion lulz

I present you with the Twilight vibrator.
[link]The link to the actual website is on the page I just linked to you. You know, for warnings and shit. Read the user comments. They make me lol.
It even sparkles.
And you can refridgerate it for that real authenic feeling yo.
WELL DONE HUMANITY.

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go for gold, if that cant be attained, go for bronze
its goldier than silver XD
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mais c'est sale
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go for gold, if that cant be attained, go for bronze
its goldier than silver XD
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"Everyone has talent at 25. The difficulty is to have it at 50." Edgar Degas...NEW deviant interview "Technique" 10/02/09 [link]
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go for gold, if that cant be attained, go for bronze
its goldier than silver XD
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Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.... MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Theory is when everyone knows all, but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works, but no one knows why.
Here we put together theory and practice: nothing works and no one knows why.
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go for gold, if that cant be attained, go for bronze
its goldier than silver XD
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This avatar it is my new art!!
Visit my gallery: [link]
Ya Russkaya! Dobavlyaites' v WATCH, vsem rada budu!!!
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go for gold, if that cant be attained, go for bronze
its goldier than silver XD
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